Why am I not a dog breeder?

I am going to copy a word for word contract from a client who purchased a dog from this breeder. She paid $500.00 for the dog. This contract is filled with so many misspellings and grammatical errors - how can you call this business?

"It is understood the time of this sale this puppy is not considered to be of show or breeding quality but it is representative of IT BREED. structurally and suited FAR a good COMPANPANION and pet, this puppy is GURANTEED FAR seventy two hours against any irregularities, or HEATH, the buyer has the puppy examined by THERE vet, ALLSO if the vet needs to call the breeder FAR any reason please do, to the vet we have done everything in the health record, we do our best to raise you a HEAITHY puppy. We start worming at two four AN six weeks, AN EVER two weeks till puppy is sold FRIST puppy shots at six weeks AN every three weeks till sold or GET TWEVLES weeks, also puppy has never been put in a cage or CREATED. It can be if you do it a little at a time,, we guaranteed the puppy FAR 12 MOUNTHS against any thing that may cause you to LOOSE your pet, with another puppy to love, we will need your vet to send a letter on what HAPPEN. AN a health record showing you had all shots AN worming up to date, the seller is not RESPONSIBLR FAR veterinary EXPENESES."

sex: FELMALE

Why did I go to college for 8 years?

(p.s. - My spell check had a fit on this one...)