Well, after a drought of funny client stories, we have had a run lately:
1. I was talking to a client today and instructing him on medications for his dog. The was giving 1 pill once a day, and I wanted him to start giving his dog 1 pill every other day. So, his reply: "OK, so that means every 2-3 days?". Um, no. Every-other-day. "Oh! You mean every 4 days?". No. EVERY OTHER DAY. As in: Give 1 pill on Wednesday, then 1 pill on Friday, then 1 pill on Sunday... and so on. Sheesh.
2. 2 of my technicians were wounded today. One was by a cat that screamed like a woman having her arm cut off. The other one got on the lid opening a Vienna sausage can.
Busy day. We got many projects finished around the house this weekend. Including finally getting our french doors ordered. And, a grill! Haven't had a grill in over 4 years. I'll update with pictures when I get the house more straightened up... :)